you guys can all thank jogee for crafting the new shit up above. :)
here's some pics courtesy of banana from that vice party that kristen and I went to on Thursday... i was confused for a lesbian in this outfit. like i actually got picked up by a chick. it was exciting but also kind of brutal. if i knew how to put a poll in here i would ask how straight i look. and if i didn't know me i would go with "definitely gay". woo! ugh 3 friends in 3 grey shirts bad buzz. i would have said fuck it and went home to change.
i can't believe im up this early, we both had journey songs repeating themselves over and over IN OUR HEADS and had to get up and do something... "ANYWAY YOU WANT IT, THATS THE WAY YOU NEED IT ANYWAY YOU WAAAAANT IT" omg irritating!
amazing amazing show though, it's a bummer steve perry isn't around anymore, but this new guy was pretty into the groove. he did a great job! :) however, i think Heart effing killed it.
it was like that but the ladies have put on about 20 years of age and 20 pnds, but they still friggin sounded like that. I can't even begin to imagine how much cock they got back then. like they probably both slept with all of journey and april wine and supertramp and the eagles and jefferson airplane and cream and aerosmith and genesis and foreigner and crosby stills and nash and deep purple and steppenwolf and yes and chicago.... ok ok, maybe they didn't do all those bands, but i know i would have tried if it was back then and i was them and jogee is gonna probably ask me about this post later, but come on he would have been right in there with all the bitches, except his would have been fans of ac/dc and black sabbath and motorhead or something...
oh man and this is even earlier. and even BETTER. holy new obsession whats up!
check it!
and then we went for a beer and things escalated
bye journey! see you next year!
4.9.08
crystal castles vice polar ice heineken free food free booze UNBELIEVABLY GOOD VENUE party tonight at Hart House. It was a very last minute decision as I completely forgot about it due to my health situation these days...but i am quite pleased that i made the effort. :) Bananer took a bunch of pics with her fancy new camera, in addition to about 500 other american apparel nerd camera carrying wish i could fuck that girl im shooting right now people... so ill have to scan the internets tomorrow so i can update this post to be all fancy and flashy and trying to think of another word starting with F but can't.
Jogee had a playoff baseball game in the suburbs so it was GIRLS NIGHT. My friend Jackson ( he's in a band called The Junction, you should check it. I have linked them on more then one occasion) and I had to do a little catch up because he met Thom Yorke while he was in town last week and I needed the full blown embellished story so i could go on living....so.... To be continued....
so i made an inappropriate comment to jogee because i understood him incorrectly yesterday and said "fuck you". and then he said "no fuck you cause i bought us film fest tickets for Saturday and Tuesday." I was definitely fuck you'd.
i know everyone and their mother is always trying to plug bands all over the internet but if there is one band that i completely love and adore and think will be gigantor in the next couple years it's this one. Jay Spectre . They're having their cd release on Saturday Sept 6 at the Horseshoe. you should go. and if you can't make it you should atleast go to their myspace and listen to their songs and add them to your friend list. oh and i just happen to have their fancy new album in my hands.... and it just happens to be produced by Gavin Gardiner from The Wooden Sky .
oh i forgot, so last weekend... i think it was last weekend... we went to this house party on our street, and well, ripped it up to about a 7. so not that bad, but bad enough that you need bacon and eggs in the morning immediately.. so we're on our way to wimpy's which is now called rocket something...and there just happens to be a bunch of guys from the other side of the street with a crap load of free beer from their party the night before..like 3 kegs full...and they convince us to have 1 free beer with them, which ends up being 8 free beers with them, and me moving my car to the front of their house so we could jam to classic rock, and someone finding an old carpet and laying it out to establish the zone, and burgers and hot dogs for breakfast instead of eggs. needless to say it was a good day. but we havent seen any of those dudes since that day...i hope they come out of hiding again..
favorite quotes from the new 90210:
"you'll learn to dig me don't worry" "yet another girl you can add to your list that you won't hook up with" "you're gonna need new clothes so we'll go shopping after school" "she didn't reject her bitch lips!"
omg that old tata guy from the peach pit is in this one too?!
crap. i think im too old to watch this show.
oh and it's the season premiere of the new BEVERLY HILLS 90210 btw.
it's frosh week for engineers this week just so you know. we saw these guys on the street when we bumped into our neighbour and we asked them how they wash that shit off and he was all " you just have to stand in the water and rub it off for a long time" duh you idiot. anyways he continued to tell us what the purple stuff is made of, but i got bored after the first question we asked him so i don't remember what he said.
how was your long weekends everybody?? does anyone want a broken alarm clock from excessive use of the snooze button. haha har har i am such a comedian. that walking tour was a friggin success, even caitlin said so, more then once. and trust me she knows fun. that sounded sarcastic but im serious. google bruce bell tours immediately and book yourself some of that shit. there is too much of toronto you guys dont know about. and i know all my readers are from toronto because my statcounter says so, so get on that. so so so could i say so some more?
i was in a full on breakdown from 2:00pm saturday until noon on Sunday because my mom didn't call me back to tell me where she was. it was a full on reverse roles moment. so there were no pictures taken during that period. we were in collingwood soaking up the sun though just in case you are wondering. i also ate the most delicious poutine in ontario. your welcome for planting that seed, good luck finding one as delicious and that isn't from harveys. :)
i missed out on meeting some people that i've been hearing about for months which bummed me out pretty big time on friday night (chlo im talking to you) but hopefully they come back to visit and we can party like we were supposed to. siiiiiigh
and the main reason for the excessive hitting of the snooze this morning was due to the booze cruise we went on for jogee's sista's birthday yesterday. it was $35 includes food chicken, rice, salad, cheese macaroni casserole, and gravy but no booze, oh and 4 hours of sailing around the island and loads of hip hop reggae and old school music to dance to upstairs. we were also a minority for a change. and witnessed some of the biggest marijuana cones I've seen in canada, and i was also probably considered anorexic on the boat cause all the ladies were BAM! BAM! BAM! all over. it was nice. i wish i knew how to move a little better... meh... i don't think anyone noticed. HAHAHAHAHAAHAH im joking. they definitely noticed.
thank you Bruce Bell for the 10 out of 10 walking tour you gave us on Saturday morning. I am off to search for the commercials you were in, in the 70's.
we couldn't have had a better weather long weekend. FINALLY. ugh sick im looking down at my beer gut right now and it is not pretty. this post may be delayed due to the extreme feeling of guilt im having about not going to the gym for the past 2 weeks...
