17.11.08

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hi friends! wow its like a century since we last hung, i am feeling oh so detached from all you lovelies. I currently want to rip my eyes and nose out of my face as i have come down with a blow of a head cold and was at home sick today. they say you might feel like you're still on the ship a couple days afterwards. let me tell you it is a wild ride. i am rocking back and forth in my seat and not even moving. weird.

so we hit up miami and chilled there for a coupla days before gettin on the ship. i booked hotel intercontentinental on hotwire and got a sweet room overlooking the water. SICK.



make a wish foundation was having this heavy duty bash for all these big time socialites/rich dudes at our hotel, so we watched a bunch of them walk the red carpet. they had this massive stallion at the entrance and 2 little girls holding bunnies. once i saw the bunnies, shit was goin down. like i mean i needed to pet them. turns out the little girls were all about it so i coddled and then we were off into the mean streets to find some dinner. here's some pics that i took behind the scenes and out front while they were settin up.









pretty shmancy event. tons of fake tits and face lifts. we didn't see any recognizable celebs though, oh except for the guy with the fro from entourage. jogee saw him while waiting in a cab for me for like 12 minutes while i was trying to change some money. he didn't mention it until 4 days into our trip.

we ixnayed south beach. i really wanted to check it, but meh not enough funds and not enough time. i think i got the just of it by looking at postcard spindles anyways.

now onto the main event! we went on a cruise to honduras, belize, cozumel mexico, and the bahamas.

uppers =
- food
- cave tubing in belize
- atving in mexico
- snorkelling in the bahamas
- prime time with my main squeeze
- towels made into animals and put on our bed for when we came back in from tanning
- tons of movies we hadn't seen
- a gigantic television in the main foyer
- seeing a monkey
- being in the top 10 of skinny people on the ship (i know this blew my mind as well. everyone was gigantic!)
- the basketball court
- the gym looking over the ocean
- realizing that i can spend 24 hours a day with jogee and not even come close to any kind of argument or be even remotely annoyed by anything he does.
- being regular
- fresh watermelon whenever you wanted it
- fresh french fries whenever you wanted them
- fresh bread and butter whenever you wanted it.
- ice cream, cakes, chocolate fondue whenever you wanted it.
- looking out your window and seeing water always
- watching jogee smoke cigarettes with a tan
- watching old people have the time of their lives


downers =
- you had to pay for booze and the cheapest beer was $5 US (no worries we weren't that blasted by this bad buzz, cause we knew this going in)
- heat rashes due to prolonged sun exposure
- passing out at 10pm because i couldn't stop getting up at 7am to make sure we got prime sun and didn't miss the breakfast buffet
- gaining 5 pounds
- lines
- tan lines
- not tanning as well as jogee
- feeling like i was 87 when we were done atving
- always being left out when the guys on the basketball court decided to do 3 on 3's
- spending an entire day in the miami airport yesterday

and now back to canader. at least there isn't any snow on the ground yet!










more later this is incredibly boring waiting for these photos to load.

4 comments:

Chlo said...

best line:
i think i got the just of it by looking at postcard spindles anyways
ha!

Anonymous said...

Looks Amazing.
Welcome Home Friend :)

H.

Raymi Lauren said...

those are primo old lady cruise shades and jogee played b-ball in flip flops? haha.

krista zee said...

I don't believe you gained 5 pounds.
Are you still sick at home?