the latest report

ok so apparently last night james pulled back the blanket (please note none of us witnessed this) and he says it's just a mattress rolled up under there. i call bullshit. it is still light out. should i go check it?

dead body.

there may or may not be a dead body across the street from our pad that we were first introduced to by my brother, who has voluntarily kicked it and confirmed that he thinks its a body. jim bob went and checked it out, but he only managed to stand 2 feet in front of it with a clothes hanger. beans saw it when it was on the street, so everything is so questionable. plus joe kicked it today and he said it's just snow. but hello! it rained all night, how could snow still be under there? i will keep you posted on the outcome.


happy birthday labella!

we got down. right down.

woah. i just did a quick scroll through of the past few posts and i think this would give the outsider a pretty inaccurate perception of our daily lives. really, we just sit around all week, make succulent dinners at home, watch movies, attempt to hit the gym, buy boots that you have been salivating over for the whole winter until you walk through the mall and realize they are 50% off! omg! and go to bed by 10:30pm

we really only party like once a week.

anyways... i am going to be an aunt pretty soon. have we talked about that lately?

check that out man. there is a baby in there. so intense. i cannot wait to smell it. not like right when it comes out, but you know when it's chillin in the crib all out of this world cute like. i don't even know what it is yet. but my feelings are very much leaning toward a little girl. well right now anyways, the other day i was thinking more boy.. but you just dont know. you. just. dont. know.

oh this just reminded me of narrativenewb. are you still out there? why did you delete your blog? how is your baby???

also completely unrelated but i've been meaning to make a post about this guy for awhile.

he's just so solid ya know. solid tracks, solid vibe, solid vocabulary, solid 1 woman man, just all around solid. i can't exactly pin point when i really decided he was in my top 2 favorite artists of all time. im sure it was when i opened up the liner notes in the doggystyle cassette that case-dogg bought when we were like 9. this was also the time i think we realized we could swear all we wanted in front of our parents cause really we were just rapping with snoop. this is probably my all time favorite track...

aw man murder was the case is a close second, but then again so is gin and juice. man screw it that whole record is my all time favorite.

wait a second snoop dogg has a muh fuhhhkin show?

dogg after dark at 9pm tuesdays on MTV? i assume that's the US version of MTV right? shit i need to call rogers and add that to our cable package. immediately.

alright jogee's home, cuddle time!


tardy V day post

so jogee and i went to one of our favorite restaurants - Toba on King street. you should google that. im too lazy to link it. and had a very aphrodisiac inspired dinner. mmm nothing says 'get it on' like slippery slimy oysters. very calming chill atmosphere, amazing amazing affordable food, and fantastic service. really. every time we go there the service is impeccable. warning i am going to get really gay right about now. it was such a magical evening, staring into each other's eyes, jogee making me laugh, feeding each other desserts...so perfect.

then we went and saw Friday the 13th with Tattoo Dan and Frenchie and i had nightmares all night long.