aw man...

www.lamenotlame.blogspot.com has a great post right now

we went to the roger's picnic today. more on that later. rain has nothing on music festivals i say!

dallas sang this, sans jully. i like the jully version better... watch this... give it a minute they're busy plugging a bunch of shit in the first minute.

i think this was also before the whole much music love connection. meh maybe im wrong.. whatevs.

oh laide.

omg is there a dvd boxset of felicity? can i rent it? I NEED IT IMMEDIATELY.

Chloe, take me to the UofT library with you. I need to feel like a university student again!

what a night. the dogs are gone now. they got picked up a couple hours ago and then i picked up my car. only cost me $200. so that's good, except they said the next time i take an emmissions test i'm going to fail. so does anyone want my car? I'll sell it for the best offer. yesssssssssss...

i was in top form last night, little girl voice and all.






i hate those bugs!!!!!!!!! what are those things? jogee has killed 2 of them in our house. soooooooooooooooooooooooo gross!!!

chris cornell has been added to the top 5. pretty much just because of this song and the effect it has on me when i am drinking wine in front of the itunes.

who should i kick out?

something in my eye. HA!

this was the dress i was going to wear to the wedding but then i heard what everyone else was wearing and felt all inadequate and so then i got that pink and black one. really no point to this story...

i am babysitting dogs right now. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oh my gawd awwwwwwwwwwwww

this could be the longest post in the history of highwaisted

let the wedding day begin...




make up appointment gets all facked up and our schedule is all blown off which makes us miss the go train and have to drive...





get in the car...car starts making horrible noise...sparks start flying behind it, smoke starts billowing and we decide to pull over. on the gardiner. with cars passing us at 130km/hr. incredibly dangerous. there's no shoulder to pull over on so we just stop in the right hand lane and i start panicing. we have 30 minutes to get to the wedding and it's exactly 30 minutes away in good traffic. i get out of the car (incredibly good and bad idea) look underneath and my muffler is on the road. perfect. i lose my fucking mind. start crying. call my parents. call 911. and what happens?! an angel in a friggin CAA truck pulls up in front of us. can you believe this? he gets out, asks us if we need some help and im like "YOU NEED TO DRIVE US TO MY BROTHER'S WEDDING! HE'S GETTING MARRIED IN 30 MINUTES!" So he's all cool and a cucumber and says get in the truck, ill get your car hoisted up and get you there. we get in. he gets in. and we drive. and he says " I have some jazz music to play, just listen to my voice and listen to the music and you'll be fine, everything's going to be fine." oh i need to find that man and give him a case of beer or something. seriously.






so we arrive at the wedding at the valet, in a tow truck with my car on the back, with 5 minutes to spare. I KNOW!

ceremony was gorgeous, i lost my shit during the vows and was crying outloud like the embarrassing wimpering you cant even breathe crying. perfect.






then we went and did photos...

then we sat down for dinner...

then the fainting nauseousness set in...

apparently my adrenaline levels were completely out of wack (not to mention im a fainter. i know, jogee didnt know either!) and so jogee had to take me to one of the bedrooms (the wedding was at Mariska's parents house) and feed me water and lie me down.

i made it back to the table to have some food and eat dessert and watch the speeches, so nothing was missed. :) except me and my speech and apparently the MC was never notified that i would even be saying anything so as he's saying " this is the last speech of the night" my stomach hits the floor, my table looks at me in complete awkward i cant believe they forgot you disbelief and jogee pokes me and says just go up there. so i did. and no one else noticed. i think.



and then i started feeling better and then i started drinking and then we danced to the best wedding band I've seen EVER. and then we went to an after party at one of my brother's friends parents houses who had all of this incredible original art all over their walls and then we took a cab home at 5 in the morning.






and im not gonna lie, that night goes up there with one of the best nights of my life. minus the car situation obviously.

k maybe this wasn't so long after all.

oh and i don't have any dancing band photos yet. probably won't have em for a few weeks... never took the ol camera out all night!

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!


Sorry i was recuperating all day Sunday and i still don't have any pics yet. I decided to leave the camera in my purse and not take it out all night in fear of my night being dictated by it, so i let the
photogs do their thing and of course my mom took 7000 pictures but hasn't managed to post them anywhere yet... so the suspense continues. thank you for your text messages my dear friends. I promise I'll have something up soon...

here's some jot notes to get you excited!

- makeup situation
- muffler falls off car on the gardiner
- fainting
- being nauseous
- lobster risotto, tiramisu, tenderloin, halibut, little tiny salads
- nintendo ds
- sickest wedding band EVER
- love connections
- after party
- sleeping in till 2pm the next day

oh the stories i have brewing!

i did find this lovely pic my cousin tagged me in...

ITS MY BROTHER'S WEDDING TODAY!!!!

i need to get in the shower. im way behind schedule!

Chlo and I went to Black Hat Brigade last night. CHECK IT.





so since i havent been drinking everyday... my tolerance is way lower so after 2 glasses of wine and 2 cold shots i was on fire! I'm drenched in the above pic, i had to turn my shirt into some white trash 80's at a motley crue concert shirt. it worked in my favour though. the boys were swoooooning all around me.

k gotta run!