issues

(skeesh)the september issue of Qatalyst (www.qatalystmedia.com) is out. yay! party! too bad its only distributed to kitchener/waterloo/guelph/stratty. jogee fix that link for me. Dan, save me a copy! my lovely and talented college budskee published this baby a few months ago. it is like no other but still includes everything you want to read... politics/fashion/art/music/event listings/buyer's guides... blah blahblah blah blah. and they are all over new artists/writers to contribute, so get on that. plus, she will be at the horseshoe tomorrow night for a band called vacuity (www.myspace.com/vacuity) possibly with a couple copies in hand. I will be there, drinking lots of beer. someonebuymeone! and perhaps sporting (lamest word ever) some really badly sewn dress i put together in my mind last night. wooo im so cutting edge.

oh look there's me and Paul at the launch party in my $600 set me back for 2 months body worship dress from NYC (www.bodyworship.tv) faaaaaaancy

(Jogee) So they're mixing the new IMAX version of Transformers at my work. You know when they say, "It's so much better when you're high" or "It's so much better with miracle whip on it"???? Well, Transformers is so much cooler in IMAX. Anywho, check this video of my buddies band. You may not like the music but you gotta admit the video is rad. Easy.
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we're too far gone

(skeesh)Can partying be a career? what kinda job would that be? a dj i guess? whatever it is, I am NOT in. Especially if it includes hangovers that rival a boyfriend that you loved, break up. not. for. me. however, last night was faaaaaaantastic. visit this website, quick! go! www.myspace.com/syntonics (sorry i would embed some sort of click link thingy but jogee and i just realized/remonised that we don't know how to do that) We stumbled upon this gem of a pair about a year ago at Andy Poolhall. looooooooving it.


(jogee)Ya man, seriously, I enjoy listening to their sets. Fuckin' breaks/electro/funk, what more do you want?? This chick we were out with last night had the weirdest shaped head ever but I have no pic cause she covers it well with her hair. Skeesh told me too rub her head to feel it so I did discreetly on the dance floor while shouting "I love you man!". Although at the beginning of the night I did notice soemthing fishy about her sick melon.

Revelations from the night:
I'd get tons of dick if I was gay.


(skeesh) oh yes jogee was in top form last night. and.... they give you mixed drinks in super cute old coke logo cups at 751. neat! and the b-tender that was serving did not skimp on the licker. doubly awesome. too bad i fell into an "im gonna puke" zone for 30 mins after those drinks. party!

viral videos

(skeesh) so we went to viral video's tonight at the Riv hosted by Tal Zimmerman and Jared Sales....



thinking... it would be fucking hilarious.... when really it was just a bunch of video's that we had already seen ( other then some reeeedicluously funny japanese game show vids/ wicked ass laugh a lot chick host) on youtube.
Human Tetris
They also played friggin' miss teen america's shitty answer...aka... everyone who reads celebrity blogs has seen....not so surprising...



(jogee) anybody who knows and reads celebrity blogs is a fucking loser. i should know cause my girlfriend spends countless hours on it, and it scares me sometimes. but hey she wears high waisted pants and her ass looks fantastic. i get to touch it.

(skeesh) i totally forgot the whole purpose of this post was to recognize that comedians hate fans and rockstars love them. maybe im wrong, but we were not feeling the love last night. bad buzz.