adventures in my fridge.

im playing house wife tonight while jogee is out with his baseball playoffs mistress. we were in the burbs on the weekend which pretty much always results in a serious $200 grocery shop, which also results in jogee and i losing our fucking minds over how much amazing food we have and also results in me ending up eating a little bit of everything when i get home. let's begin!

exibit A
- home made bocconcini, tomatoe, basil from our garden, cucumber salads for lunch tomorrow
- homemade mashed potatoes with green onions and garlic also for lunch tomorrow
- half of an onion bun, montreal smoked roast beef, jalapeno havarti, spicy beer mustard (that i bought in bloomsfield on our adventure) sandwich.
- fresh feta for family dinner salad with james and hayley if she ever gets back to me
- organic salsa that jogee is obsessed with and costs a lot of dollars
- that new vitamin water. i love that shit. it doesnt taste like aspartame and its refreshing and it's full of b vitamins which i am deficient in.



exibit B
- yogurt. i hate yogurt, jogee loves it, i have to force it down. my mom told me once that she loves it and when she eats it she thinks of ice cream, that usually works if im in a rush and need a portable snack. its also good with loads of berries and granola.
- cucumber, cherry tomatoes, leftover bocconcini from those salads i made...
- nestea green tea iced tea. it is fabulous.
- soy milk vanilla flavored.
- i think there's some ketchup back there and some old bread that i should probably feed the birds...
- OMG WATERMELON. absolutely positively my favorite food ever. ever.



exibit c
- molson canadian cold shots, 6% alcohol and half the liquid, great for pre drinking or just a nice cold one when you get back from the gym.. er i mean.. from a long hard day at work
- fancy olives, we LOVE olives. feel free to bring us some fancy olives if you come over
- a ton of green vegetables that i constantly battle to eat before they go bad. those vegetables keep winning. fuckers. however, i am learning to incorporate them in sandwiches and yeah that's about it.
- tofu, for when jogee can't handle looking at raw meat, which is pretty much anytime we ever have to prepare raw meat. those long white cartilage peices and shit completely throw us off.
- some fruit and lemons and rotting lettuce in those little drawers at the bottom.




exibit d - im only giving you 1 level on the door, i am already getting tired of this post.
- a shitload of garlic i bought in china town, they dig the mass amounts of garlic i guess. i have only used like 4 of those little cloves. this will likely go bad before i find a use for it.
- ketcap manis, that's the green bottle, it is one of those amazing sauces you can put on everything. it's a sweet soy sauce.
- a lot of mustard for jogee's mustard obsession
- and up there in the butter spot is emergency chocolates




exibit e
freezer
- a lot of pizza.
- burgers
- chicken fingers
- edamame which is about 2 years old, i use it for my costochondritis and for anything i need to ice...like sprained ankles and stuff. (i havent had a sprained ankle since like 1998)
- foccacia buns, oh yeah





exibit f
our pantry or cold room or whatever you call where you store your canned crap
- fresh peeled tomatoes, great for last minute topping on meat
- mushrooms in a can, we just found this gem of a veggie, they are all tasty cause their marinating in something salty, and they are great for pretty much any meal ever. i love mushrooms.
- lentils. a great meat substitute and perfect if you want to dutch oven someone all night.
- tuna. its good for you, it makes good sandwiches and salads and its cheap as shit.
- spray paint leftover from our WWF contumes.

wow how bored did that make you? i didnt even take photos of the cracker/cookie cupboard. omg i just realized we have nibs in there. give me the strength to not eat them.

i think i should tag all of you guys and you should do the same thing so i can discover new and exciting foods and things to cook. don't forget to include your staple items.

thank you for coming on this adventure with me!

im going to watch intervention now.