25.3.08

jogee is building ikea furniture right now. HOLY SHIT IT TAKES SO LONG TO BUILD IKEA FURNITURE. they need to put time estimation on ikea furniture. like when you're cooking and they say: prep time 10 mins... cooking time 30 mins...

taking out of the box time: 10 mins
building time: 4 days






I'm dressing up as death in case you were wondering. holy i need a tan!

7 comments:

Stolenswan said...

Every goddamn time I try to build IKEA furniture I have to take it apart a million times before it stops looking all funhouse mirror.

Unknown said...

Haha...ok...I got off lucky, I only had to waste time buy candles. No assembly required.

Butchie said...

I wrote that fucking story for you.

qatalust said...

lol. so true about the IKEA stuff.
jesus. and I love how the directions to make the most complex shit have like instruction 1 -4. like it actually takes 4 steps to build a huge wardrobe with drawers and doors and shit.

i wish i had a cube van, then i could just buy the floor model and take it home already made.

did you get everything together?

Highwaisted said...

what story butchie?

qatalyst: not yet.

krista zee said...

dood.
have you need to really look at our desk in the living room.
i set it up myself, and its backwards.
like the raw edge of the wood is in the front.
priceless.

E Flo said...

I love IKEA, but the thought of having to put it together makes me suicidal.