14.12.09

our house smells like a freakin bakery

sometimes it is necessary to communicate through BBM in this house. especially when I'm in bed, on the 3rd floor and Hayley is on the first floor. this is a typical bbm convo between us...these happen probably 5 times a week.

me: omg what are you cooking?

her: hahaha James just asked me that! I am making orange slice xmas tree ornaments with cinnamon, stole the idea from kwil

me: Get out of here!! Can we eat them??

her: NOpe! They go on the tree!! I don't think they'd be good

me: oh bummer, haha!

her: they will smell good though

me: mmm smell good, get rid of the fart stink

her: then we have to get rid of joe and james!

me: aww you're too kind, you know the fart smell is all from me (not true)

her: TRUE LOL

me: James just had a very powerful pee

her: he's probably been holding it forever

me: gross, i dont think he washed his hands, oh no wait, he did

her: phew!

me: you should post this convo

her: how do i get it off my phone?

me: you have to copy it like the 70's, like re type everything

her: i'm wrapping your christmas presents!

me: Awesome! did you get me a new immune system??

her: how did you know

me: I saw the box! i peeked!

her: hahahaha peeker! ugh now i have to go out and kill someone new and steal their liver for you!

me: Liver? I need new lungs!

her: way to ruin the surprise

me: oh but good point a new liver would be good too! LOLAOTP!!

her: what's a LOLAOTP? hahahahaha!! lalalala lap top!

me: LOL all over the place

her: I burnt my god damned ornaments

me: bbm ornament making fail!

THE END

BAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAH WE BOTH JUST TYPED THIS CONVERSATION!!! WE ARE SO IN LOVE!!

(editor's note: I just retyped this entire conversation. Hayley did not. she is a bbm genius!)

2 comments:

Kwil said...

Hahahaha you guys are amazing :)

Also, I am adopting LOLAOTP.

highwaisted said...

no you're amazing!