mostly as a spoken language, there is no standard or official way of writing Jamaican Patois. For example the word 'there' can be written "de", "deh", or " dere", and the word three is most commonly spelled "tree", but it can be spelled "tri" or "trii" to distinguish it from the noun tree.
I totally wrote that on my own with zero help from the local Jamaican daily. hi hilary! i saved you a nice cut out from the paper. you wait! it's exciting! ;)
Yu biznis cook and curry!