if chris bosh gets to stay up till 8:30, jose calderon gets to stay up until 8:30

so i was in the elevator on friday afternoon with some dudes that work across the hall from me. and they start chit chatting about some raptors tickets they had but didnt want to go to... so when we're on our way out the elevator i say " i'll take those tickets if you can't get rid of them" and the guy says " ok for sure I'll email them to you" siiiiick free bball tickets! so i get home, get the email, download the tickets, press print, and the printer is all cacked up and they dont print, so then we walk to jogee's sister's place and attempt to print them there but her printer isn't even hooked up yet. so then we go to a hotel to use their business center and then blam! it says i've already printed the tickets and won't let me reprint them. bogus! so i call the guy, and see if he can alleviate the situation and he's like "dude, you dont know what i had to go through to email those things to you!" and thinking he's joking, i laugh uncrontrollably and he's like no seriously... i lost your card on my way home, and had to go back to the office and see if he could get another card...anyways he gets a card, then emails them to me.. and then i cant even print them! long story i know. pretty boring. so then we go back home, put the downloaded tickets on a usb, stop at Hannah's work for some fish and chips (jogee was losing his mind he was so hungry) and then we book it to the royal york to use their business centre to print the tickets. i grab a mickey of rye, stuff it down the front of my pants and blam! we make it just in time for the second half. too bad they lost. why do they keep losing??? feck.