2005 revisited

remember these surveys??

i filled this thing out in 2005. not much has changed. IM STILL HILARIOUS. i've added some new comments in purple.

> 1) Last thing you burned while attempting to cook?
> the sauce for some caribbean chicken dish i made last week. I think I'm the
> only one that noticed though.
> 2) What is one thing that ALWAYS makes you mad?
> letting my guard down to the wrong people.
> 3) How long does it take you to get ready for your day?
> hmmm could be anywhere from 10 mins to an hour and half...
> 4) Favorite place to blow 50$
> walmart, planet aid, Kensington, my new found dealer, LCBO. Sorry guys no
> dirty comment here, even though it was so set up.
> 6) What is something that turns you off from the opposite sex?
> bad breath, selfishness, being overweight and unhealthy, laziness... i could
> really go on and on... im that picky.
> 7) Is anything on you fake ie...Breasts,Lips, nose...?
> my hair colour. and the leather in my boots.
> 8) What's in your CD player right now?
> a funk mix, wonderfully crafted by the extremely talented beat chemist.
> downloaded to an mp3 player. who the hell listens to cd players?
> 9) What celebrity would you have coffee with?
> I don't drink coffee. Could it be a beer instead? and probably Thom Yorke.
> 10) What celebrity would you NOT have coffee with?
> Why does it always have to be coffee? penelope cruz. i couldnt listen to
> that irriatating accent more then 30 seconds.
> 11) What kind of toothpaste do you use?
> What ever is on sale. currently aquafresh whitening from casey's work.
> 12) What time do you go to bed?
> between 10 and 2....
> 13) Last movie you saw?
> hopefully King Kong today... im so stoked... but last was i think love
> actually... for the 5th time.
> 14) Last TV show you watched?
> earl. it was a huge let down.
> 15) Who is your best friend?
> my mom
> 17) Who do you lust after?
> this is a tricky one. im gonna go with dessert, any and all desserts.
> 18) What time is it?
> 9:45am. i actually made it to work by 9:15 today. a pat on the back is
> definitly necessary
> 19) Are you planning a vacation?
> BC in exactly 10 days. It really couldn't have come at a better time. i am in
> need of some time away from clarkson rd.
> 20) When/Where was the last time you traveled?
> probably BC....and Mexico and LA... all proved to be the worst trips thus
> far.
> 22) How old will you be in 10 years?
> I have extreme hypocondria.... so if im here in 10 years ill be 33...
> hopefully with 2 kids
> 23) Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
> tired, 10 pnds overweight, and living in BC, so my mom can babysit my
> kids... probably working some ridiculous job in the entertainment
> industry.... still searching for "the one".... driving the same car i have
> now. wow i was waaaaayyyyy off
> 24) Sinful snacking weakness?
> chocolate, cookies, and pretty much anything that constitutes as a dessert.
> 25) Rollercoasters?
> I was a hardcore. but then i went to wonderland last year and one ride on
> theminebuster.. and i had a headache for three days. pathetic. i know.
> 26) Ever run out of gas?
> No but i definitly come close pretty much every week.
> 27) Ever been on a train?
> many many many of them... even one that had barf sliding back and forth on
> the floor for 12 hours.
> 28) Ever been on a blind date?
> i dont think so... im much to vain to not know what the person looks like
> first.
> 29) Ever been to Europe?
> of course... i had to " find my self" when i was 18. it didn't work.
> 30) What would you do if you could be the opposite sex for one day?
> sleep with like 10 chicks... and eat tons of fatty food and play football
> with my buddies for a few hours.
> 31) Would you tell anyone it was you?
> What would be the fun in that?
> 32) Ever been arrested?
> surprisingly no. but im sure there will be the day... probably my
> bachelorette party. OMG!
> 34) What is something you believe in?
> astrology. that my hamster knows his name and that slippery is happy to see
> me in the morning.
> 35) What is something you fear?
> failure. cancer.
> 36) Big or small?
> this question is wack.
> 37) What is the worst pain you have ever experienced?
> love and bursting cysts.
> 38) What is your favorite television show?
> sex and the city. and 90210...
> 39) Ever photoshopped yourself to look better in a picture?
> perhaps if i took the time to learn photoshop or actually did my own
> assignments in college, i could do that.
> 41) What would it cost for you to flash the person next to you?
> probably nothing. oh man what a tart
> 42) Best time to catch you in a good mood?
> this is rare.... but probably the sunday afternoon that just passed. weird. im usually always in a pretty good mood
> 43) If you could be anything for one day, what would it be?
> a glass blower in venice.
> 44) Most prized possession?
> my teddy bear
> 45) Would you ever sell it/how much?
> never absolutely never.
> 46) What is one of your pet peeves?
> when people leave there dishes in the tv room or don't rinse them before
> they leave them there for hours. do you know how hard it is to scrape
> oatmeal or cereal from a bowl after 5 hours.
> 47) Favorite kind of ice cream?
> mint choco chip.
> 48) Coolest thing that happened today?
> slippery pressed his lips against the glass at the same time i kissed it.
> 56) What do you usually order from Starbucks?
> tall decaf soy milk latte with a hazelnut shot. thanks kyle. i owe you... still drinking this 5 years later
> 57) What is/was your biggest mistake?
> is: working in ad sales LOL was: being so homesick in europe.
> 58) Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
> me and my old best friend used to play fight club when we were drunk. those
> were good nights.
> 60) Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
> ashley simpson, rachel leigh cook, wynona ryder, natalie portman. probably
> an uglier version of all of them. ashley simpson, jesus. i gotta cut my
> hair.
> 61) Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?
> hardly ever... but im sure if the classics were on i would tune it.
> 62) Did you have braces?
> for 6 f'in years.
> 63) Are you comfortable with your height?
> absolutely. really comfortable actually.
> 66. Do you speak other languages?
> girl language...
> 67) Have you ever been to a tanning salon?
> of course. i should probably go this entire week. i need the sun help.
> 68) What magazines do you read?
> Vice i was cool
> 69) Have you ever ridden in a limo?
> uh huh. back in the 80's my parents were in the money and my dad would get
> stretched ones to pick us up from school sometimes. it was crazy. also when
> i won the ben harper gradn prize from eye magazine.. and a few other
> times... sucks that its not really exciting anymore.
> 70) Has anyone you were really close with passed away?
> this question sucks.
> 71) Have you ever watched MTV?
> no.
> 72) What's something that really annoys you?
> i think this is a repeat question.
> 74) Do you like Michael Jackson?
> no but his earlier music is pretty rad.
> Not sure if I get this question.
> 76) What's the latest you've ever stayed up?
> 8am... im really not that hardcore at staying up.
> 77) Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die?
> one night in ibiza.
> 78) Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
> nope.
> 79) Do you actually read these when other people fill them out?
> if the person is somewhat interesting..
> 80) Who did you take this from?
> some dude from myspace. BAHAHAHAHAAH MYSPACE
> 82) If you had to pick another city to live in... but it was in the same
> country.
> toronto or maybe a small town in BC ugh this must have been before i lived in BC
> 83) Favorite place in the world?
> venice. so far. and my bed
> 85) Life goal or dream?
> to stop panicing about my life goal or dream.

numbers are missing i know. i can't give it all up yo. that shit is personal.


beans said...

it's called the 'Mine Buster'?? OMG my whole goddam life i have been walking around like an asshole calling it the 'Mind Buster'

La Dick said...

decaf???? and "girl language" hahaha omg.

kay zee said...

haha @ Hayley


Ewwwwwwww P. Cruz!

Seven Dollar Pants said...

This may change your daily order at Starbucks:

Grande,half-sweet, sugar-free, cinnamon dolce soy latte.

Yes...I am that person and you may be too!