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im pretty into this twitter bullshit. it took me awhile but im 100% in now. it's like one big giant chat window with all your besties. like being at the bar but in your pj's sitting on a couch drinking a beer, but still socializing. man i just realized how amazing this is. hayley get online already!

good thing i am well versed in the old way of hanging. like actually talking to people face to face, cause then i think there would be some cause for concern. ya know all socially inept and shit.

have i ever told you about how jogee and i met? i dont think i have...

lets talk about it.

so back when jogee and i were about 19... we went to Limelight. it was pretty much the only place they didn't id and drinks were cheap and they had 4 floors of all different music...so it was a pretty good vibe... anyways i went with my friend lauren and pretty much as soon as we got there i recognized this girl named clare who went to my highschool ... who was also probably one of my biggest influential female role models in that day... my brother was friends with her, so i went up to her at the bar and was like " hi im alicia, you're friends with my brother..." i remember to this day she was wearing an all white outfit. that is intense. anyways... we got some drinks and then it happened. i saw jogee. he was pretty chubby back then.. you know second year of college... eating kraft dinner and hot dogs all day.

anyways i told clare i thought he was a babe. i did. he was a babe. so then she introduced me and he was super awkward but we exchanged phone numbers...

then i dont really remember everything hour for hour... but we went out a couple times... i fed him grapes in my living room of my parents house...and then it happened.. i went in for the kill... first kiss arear... and he stops me and says " i cant do this... im kinda seeing someone..." i was like " who the f cares we're 19 for fuck sakes" he took it pretty seriously... anyways i made him kiss me and then he left... god this is getting way too detailed. anyways he never called me again...


THEN like 4 years later, im cruising on myspace and im looking at friends of friends and i see this dude who is a total mega babe and message him and he agrees to go on a date with me...

he lives in toronto, owns a condo, works in the film industry.. so sounding pretty solid ya know... anyways i drive downtown.. we decide to go to the red lion on jarvis. its like april and its still freezing... he shows up with extra hoodies for us to wear. CUTE! we start chatting... and he's like " so what ahve you been doing for the past 4 years?" and im all " huh 4 years, thats a strange question" and then he's all " yeah hel-lo we've dated before..."

anyways the rest of the night was jogee reminding me that we had already hooked up and me freaking out that i picked up the same guy twice.