casinos are depressing

like really really depressing. i highly recommend you only go there with a group of 8 people after finishing a mickey of rye and when fireworks are scheduled halfway through your gambling. you should also only bring $100. and then you should only play roulette. and put $5 chips on every number on the board. the mat? the table? whatever it's called. cause i won a whole bunch of dolla dolla bills y'all! plus i hooted and hollered enough for people to come and see what was going on at our table. it was like a mooooovie.

1 comment:

Raymi Lauren said...

no you should do mdma and win 200 dollars right as it's kicking in then go to the strip club. brap brap.